Only if you are traveling with your girlfriend and aren’t planning a naughty threesome, you may choose instead the more relaxing Lamai Beach which is a few kilometers south of Chaweng and a 20 minutes ride by motorcycle.

Yes, there are also plenty of beer bars and massage salons (happy ending ones) but not nearly as many and I also found the quality of girls in Chaweng is so much better than in Lamai.

The young and beautiful simply go where the money, big hotels and busy nightclubs are.

It’s an about 300 meter long horseshoe shaped alley on the Beach Road and feels like Walking Street , with a couple of go go bars, three night clubs and about a dozen of girl bars (or beer bars).

The most popular place on Soi Green Mango is Henry Africa’s Bar (see first picture of the guide), that is packed every night with mostly tourists, some expats and lots of hot Thai girls who don’t carry name tags but are employed by the bar and you can buy them drinks for 90-150 Baht and take out later on by paying the bar fine of 400 Baht.

Free pool, 80 Baht Chang bottles (or 120 Baht pints), lots of TVs with live sport and modern yet cosy setup.

If you want my recommendation for the best beer bar on Soi Green Mango, then I’d say Chonticha’s (see picture above), it hasn’t only the girls on the strip.

Koh Samui Nightlife Overview 90% of all Thai-Farang sex on Koh Samui is happening on the beach towns on the eastern side of the island, especially Hat Chaweng and Hat Lamai (Hat is the Thai word for beach).

Excuse me, of course I mean 90% of the on Samui are found on the east coast.What I also noticed is that most Thai hookers on Samui don’t like Farangs who can speak Thai.I used some pick up lines, not just on hookers but also on normal shop employees and they always replied back in English, some hooker even got angry and literally shouted at me “I don’t like Farang speak Thai!” Don’t want to comment further on it, so let’s come to the juicy part of this guide.Koh Samui’s most famous entertainment strip is Soi Green Mango in Chaweng.In other words: Koh Samui has the best island nightlife in all of Thailand (if we ignore Phuket which is technically an island but doesn’t feel like one).