Sneaking into an indoor pool is a great, slightly illicit date for all seasons, and it’s surprising just how many pools you can access in New York.

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Go for a walk in the park after, or stick around the zoo and check out the red pandas because, well, they're adorable.

Swing by The Saint Austere for dollar oysters any Monday through Saturday from 6-8pm when you can get a mix of East and West Coast specimens.

Also, the short-term nature of a happy hour gives either of you an out if a better Tinder match comes up.

That refurbished carousel in Brooklyn Bridge Park is kind of endlessly romantic, plus there are a bunch of great dinner options within an easy walking distance: the delicious tequila cocktails at Gran Electrica are just around the corner and don’t require a Grimaldian wait.

Start off at Taco Mix, a standing room-only joint with the best -- and some of the cheapest -- tacos in the entire city (we defy you to spend more than $10 in this place), then mosey over to Amor Cubano for mojitos and desserts.

Head over to Steep Rock Bouldering to try it out together.For some reason, when you put an ingredient like rum into a cute milkshake glass, it just feels wholesome.This place is genuinely adorable, and even has vegan options, in case that Bumble cutie doesn’t do dairy.This one works best for a date who’s recently relocated to the city -- most people who live in New York have already been here (which makes the bar no less special, but, you know, lessens the surprise a little).Watch their disappointment at getting taken to a hot dog joint dissipate into gleeful surprise as you make the big reveal...This place (which looks kind of like a bodega on the outside) offers outstanding shows pretty much every night of the week.